wishlist

wee...! finally 18 liao! Thanks everyone for their msg and greetings =)

Yen chee ask wat i want for my bday...

So here's my wishlist that is hard to achieve:

1) Digi cam
2) Car licence + New Car
3) Laptop
4) a VERY MULti-purpose mobile
5) Scholarship in a very well-known design school
6) Osim, the one like belt which vibrate on your fats

Here's my wishlist dat is much more affordable

1) Jones sher kang jun original album
2) Gary Cao original album
3) Jay chao latest album (haven out yet)
4) " The dead of an ordinary dog"
5) "tuesday with morrie"
6) Magazine with Chris in it
7) Eng version of "Heaven is so real"
8) One year supply of "Noodle fans' tomato flavoured mee"
9) Za oil absorbant foundation powder
10) One year supply of Darlie toothpaste
11) A VERY VERY THICK sketch book

dat's wat i can think of... :P

y am i single?

See gary's blog and got one entry he wrote, "Why am i still single?".
So my heart bu yau lian de utter out, "That's because you haven met me mah!"
LOL...

So i ask myself the same question also, "why am i still single?"

Reasons:

1) Most of my guy frens dun eat pork. (plz i dun mean literally..hint hint)
Saw one so ideal but dun eat pork one...no hope!

2) Some dun eat porks one, eat shit one lo. meaning they have dat stupid
and immature personality.


3) Im alwayz taller than guys in Brunei. Ouch ouch.

4) Aiyo, no plum flower luck lo! Follow lilian's too advice also no use one!
Eventho got flower luck, only can attract lakos! Better dun have love
luck at all than attracts lakos! later they sells me to their country! Haha

5) Mostly ideal one have gf already. Haiz. haha

So are you single? WHY?! haha

shuai?

If people ask "Am i shuai(handsome)?"

Here some responses u can consider:

1) If the person is really shuai and with good character,

You can just simply says, "Yes, want to marry me?"

2) If the person is shuai but the character K.O,

You can says,"Yes, shuai 'till my heartbeat skip so fast!"
(which act means his annoying and irritating personality make u
have high blood pressure, so the heart must beat more faster to
normalise the pressure)

3) If the person really not shuai but the character nice,

You can says,"Oh, u so in-shuai!!"
( which means u so shuai inside but not outside!)

4) If the person really not shuai and have a K.O personality

You can says, "Oh, u so next-shuai!"
(which means u shuai la in your next life!)

AUGUST!

I guess i have very little time to be happy this august. This WHOLE MONTH
im having my qualifying exams..AS cum A2..practicals again. Die ar...guess
im gonna bury myself in books. Then maybe i would die due to over-heated brain.

Last night, i had a terrible dream. I dream dat my GP tcher is SO angry
with me and scolded me 'till i kiah-kiah. Then, i having my solo presentation
today. Surprisingly, i read out from the OHP loud and CLEAR! Waseh! 1st time
wor! Praise GoD for dat! Then my GP tcher praise me! So this could proven
one thing, "Dream are usually opposite to reality" Hmm..so does that means
i DUN HAVE THE CHANCE TO DATE WITH G?! Aiyo! Nvmla..i still got Chris! Wahaha.
Hope dat i wont be dream of dating with Chris, if so..then i be sad. =(

I wanna go watch the Royal LOndon Circus at miri la!! Ask my sis to bring
me but she dun wan! So kesian la me, have such a karit sis =( My bday wah
this month! When i was small, i didnt get the chance to watch it,i wanted
SO BADLY to go the circus dat tym. So i dun wanna miss it again! But i guess
there's a HIGH probability dat im gonna miss it =( Aug 20th is SUNDAY! So
anyone willing to bring me?! =) Hehehe. (Hint Hint**)

The career talk given by miss yapp make me kinda stress. MOSTLY all the
scholorship are given to sci student who are going to take SCIENCE COURSES
only one! So sick of hearing ppl says, "I wanna bcum engineer!" When i hear
ppl says this, my heart cries out, "Oh come on la!".

Reasons why i hate ppl choosing engineer:

1) They want a high paid job without thinking they are suitable or not

2) Si yau mian zhi (lusting for PRIDE,praise, bla bla)

3) Follow the trend

4) ENGINEER IS NOT THE ONLY HIGH-PAID JOB LA!!

Hate those people who thinks that ppl going to humanity have "NO FUTURE".
WTF? Going to science filed got many future meh? It depends on how the
person make use of their oppurtunity! Dont make a fool of yourself by saying
that! If everybody goes to science field, u have nothing on your tv to watch.
U will see less and less leng chai and liang moi in TV. U will be surrounded
by nerds who could only manage conversation involved the environment, the
electronics and bla bla bla. U WILL NOT SEE PRETTY STUFFS if no one are
venturing into the creative field!! Ur life will be BORING!! U WILL BE LONELY!
Then dat time u have to keep on humming to the song "Mr Lonely" by Akon.

Ok...im exaggerating here but still..."HANG HANG ZHU XUANG YAN"!! (every
field produces a hero)

But what really annoys me is dat ppl jz choose their careers blindly!
If u not suitable for the job, DONT DO IT!!U are ruining urself and worse
u may put other's ppl life in jeopardy too! For e.g doctor, if that person
really sucks to be a doctor, he will cause people die with his inability!
Dont just thik about money ok? U need to have PASSION then u can do well and
succeed! Believe me!

Ok, enough of lecturing. My bday is coming. If u dont know what to buy for
me...please consider this book below. I WILL LOVE YOU VERY MUCH IF U GIVE
ME THIS BOOK. =)