Dun ask me la!

I find it super annoying when ppl greet me then follow this kind of question...

"Where is *my friend's name*?"

or in a more local way

"*My friend's name* leh?"

Scenario 1

Me walking to the toilet in the hostel and saw a *female dog*.

Me smile to her.

Female dog: " Is *who who who* in the room?"

Me: "No oh"

Female dog: "Issit? Then where is she?"

- haiz -

Me: " She went out liao. "

Female dog: " Har? where she go?"

- Walau eh, ppl wanna go toilet la. ask so many for what?!-

Me: " Spring."

Female dog: " Yameh? with who??"

- Da ma deh, ppl go where u care so much for what oh?!-

Me: " with who who who lo"

Female dog: "Oh" and walk away.

Me = TULAN!!!!!!!!

Scenario 2

Waiting for lecture to start with my coursemate.

Coursemate take out the phone and look at the time.

Coursemate turn to me and asked:

"Where is *another coursemate name*?"

- Eyer!! How should i know where is he oh?!! -

Scenario 3

Walking with my coursemates back to hostel. Saw this guy who looks kinda familar. Continue look at him and he look at me also. Then..

he: "Hai!"

-oh ya! He's is a friend of my friend! -

me: "ooh..Hai!"

he: "eeee...hai!"

me smiled saja.

he: " where is *who who who* ?"

- geramku!! -

People ah, please be polite and don't ever ask me this kind of question unless it is necessary OK?!

Dont make me walk around with t-shirts that prints:

" I dont know where my friends are!!"

or

" Wo bu zhi dao ni you wen de ren zai na li!!
Ni gen wo jou yan yi dian!! "